Poster of a Girl

A collection of scattered notions on food, fandom, fetish and life. Sometimes not safe for work.

This is slowly but surely also turning into a Liam Payne appreciation blog. You have been warned.  Okay this is a Liam Payne appreciation blog now... with some serious love for the Ziam shipping.


I will usually tag everything but lately all my blogging is done via mobile and is impossible to tag. sorry.


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ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

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Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

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who looks at us


the way Kristen Bell


looks at sloths.

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just an unusual habit of showing up at places where people have been brutally murdered.
                 are you saying I have a  r e p u t a t i o n?
an unusual one. maybe you’re  p s y c h i c.

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it is incredible that fans will think harry styles was rude for asking a stalker to stop following him

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With Project Rainbow Direction growing and growing and becoming much more visible and outspoken than anyone could have ever expected, people are getting creative.

And it seems like you guys are craving for more. For things you can do to get the voice of our community that much louder; to make our image more colourful.

Therefore, we want your ideas, suggestions, whether you are going, have been going or neither. Anyone can throw their ideas into the pot.


* Reblog this post with your suggestion or use the reply function.

* Please make sure that your idea gets along with our project policy and rules.

* If you want to share an idea that you’ll be using yourself, please make sure to mention that so we can point it out to all the other participants.

We will put all your answers and suggestions into this post so you can draw inspiration for your own ideas from it, if you want to!

You can still stick to showing up with a banner, a shirt, a rainbow acessory or something really minor. We want you to carry Rainbow Direction in the most comfortable, safe and secure way,

So far we have:

Rainbow candy cones with tags to the @homefromnarnia twitter page (02/07/2014, Dusseldorf and 04/07/2014, Bern; by dieinthewinter)

Blow up Beach Balls, probably with the ‘You Make Me Strong’ Slogan on them (13/08/2014, Philadelphia; by finaticmum)

Rainbow beads, probably with a link or hashtag on them (16&17/08/2014, Detroit and 19/08/2014, Nashville; by lornasaurusrex)

Pictures at Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam (by so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed, but idea still available for other cities and countries of course)

Rainbow Coloured Paperplanes with the #RainbowDrection hashtag on it

Please also feel free to share those ideas with us, that you might have been taken to your own show during one of the tour legs (this is not limited to the US leg, but can also spread out onto the entire OTRA tour.)

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Just for the record in case anyone forgot, stalking and harassment is illegal and if you engage in it and get called out on it, good. Celebrities don’t exist for your personal entertainment. The are actual people, who deserve the same respect as you or I. So next time you think about doing something stupid to meet your idol you claim to respect, don’t.

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The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed / x /

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
ummmm wtf? hairy ziam is the best
winifredish winifredish Said:

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do do doo it’s a bit hot…






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